A selfie as big as the Ritz

It begins --

A lover's guide to meeting shy girls; Or; Breakup record --

One of those life things --

Both boys --

Where I am supposed to be --

This small written thing --

Beautiful existence --

It's a shame about Ray --

Dates --

Treats --

Taxidermy --

Penguins --

Toxic shock syndrome --

Here's to you --

Sundaes at the tipping yard --

Safe spaces --

A single lady's manual for parent/teacher evening --

A selfie as big as the Ritz --

The getting of the cat --

As understood by the women --

Tributaries.