You want more: selected stories

The half-mammals of Dixie --

A man with my number --

This itches, y'all --

Four-way stop --

John Cheever, rest in peace --

Caulk --

When children count --

Fresh meat on wheels --

Lickers --

Director's cut --

Probate --

Show-and-tell --

The novels of Raymond Carver --

Outlaw head and tail --

I could've told you if you hadn't asked --

How to collect fishing lures --

Columbarium --

Vaccination --

Staff's picks --

Traditional development --

Hex keys --

Unemployment --

How are we going to lose this one? --

Perfect attendance --

The opposite of zero --

Embarrassment --

Which rocks we choose --

Even Curs hate fruitcake --

Richard Petty accepts National Book Award --

What could've been.